Daily Haiku / Senryu : Witty

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comedian laughs
I want to be witty too —
my quips a day late

            haiku by M. Nakazato LaFreniere

I’m one of the George Burns of the world.  Serious, but finding the world funny. Deadpans, while the Gracie’s of the world fling back quick-witted comments.  My sister is a bit of a Gracie — she’s good at saying something funny right at the time.  Winter, too, he’s hilarious. My quick quips show up — too bad they’re a day late.  All the things I could have said … yesterday!  Laughing.  It’s ok.  We can’t all be funny.  I’m like the designated driver.  I get to laugh.  So I get the best job of all.

Witty
Daily Prompts
The Daily Post

A Teacher’s ‘Wit’ and Wisdom, by Nelson Pressley, Washington Post, February 27, 2000

Cat Photo by Octavio Fossatti on Unsplash
Note: I saw Wit on Amazon.  Sounded awesome.
 
Wit is on my list for next year.  I want to watch the DVD as well as read Wit: A Play but need a little more distance. Emma Thompson, as a professor in 17th century literature (think John Donne), battles cancer treatment (yeah, sometimes the treatment can be rough) with wit and increasing grace. Margaret Edsen, the playwright, worked as a unit clerk in a cancer ward. She quit, took a less stressful job at a bike shop to write her play before going for her master’s.
 
She sent the play to 60 theater companies before it was accepted.  A college drama friend, Derek Anson Jones, carried it in his backpack for years. He found an opportunity to direct it at the Long Wharf Theater in Connecticut starring Kathleen Chalfant. Positive reviews carried the play to Off-Broadway, a national tour and HBO. 
 
And Margaret Edsen?  In the time it took the play to become famous, she became a kindergarten teacher.  After getting her master’s she was accepted into the second year of DC’s alternative certification program. The program helped put teachers into inner-city schools who last longer than the typical 21-year-old teacher straight out of college. She loves and values teaching and even becoming a big hit in the drama world doesn’t entice her away. She said in a Washington Post interview, “I feel very clear about what I’m doing. I’m perfectly sure of the positive impact of what I’m doing. ” She is one of my heroines.

Viva la Repartee: Clever Comebacks and Witty Retorts from History’s Great Wits and Wordsmiths

Wit

George Burns & Gracie Allen Show, Volume 1

Silver Screen Icons: Thin Man Vol. 1
Last month I got my first “buy” as an Amazon affilate, receiving $3. Haven’t gotten a second one yet. Still I’m happy. The first buy means they’ll review your site and officially accept you and I got accepted! Now, I’ll usually get a percentage if someone buys something by clicking a link — for books it’s 4.5%. Amazon disclosure: “We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.”

Daily Haiku / Senryu : Coincidence

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coincidence, fate
dicey when something happens
chance sometimes line up

            haiku by M. Nakazato LaFreniere

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Daily Haiku / Senryu : Pamper

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mind focused, writing
suddenly a claw taps me
“pamper me,” cat says

haiku by M. Nakazato LaFreniere

Midnight sometimes jumps up on the chair next to me.  Lightly extending his claws, he’ll tap me gently on the leg to catch my attention when he wants me to pet him.  Having enough, he’ll jump down, curl up on my feet and take a nap.

References:

Pamper
Daily Prompts
The Daily Post

Photograph by myself, using a Nikon D3400, automatic focus and flash.  Really hard to take Midnight’s photo as he keeps moving his head.  He is affectionate, wanting to be caressed, hand running down his fur; not photographed.  He loves the camera strap; his head dipping down as his paw swings at the strap.

Cats and cameras on Amazon:


Nikon D3400 w/ AF-P DX NIKKOR 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6G VR (Red)
by Nikon

How to Take Beautiful Pictures of Your Cat: A Step-by-Step Guide to Cat Photography

Dancing with Cats

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

I’ve been accepted as an Amazon affiliate. Last month I got my first “buy”. Haven’t gotten a second one yet. Still I’m happy. The first buy means they’ll review your site and officially accept you and I got accepted! Now, I’ll usually get a percentage if someone buys something by clicking a link — for books it’s 4.5%. Amazon disclosure: “We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.”

Daily Haiku / Senryu : Irrelevant

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irrelevant Trump
corporations jumping ship
none like a bully

Note on Senryu: Senryu actually has a long history of political activism — one of the reasons it was published anonymously because some of the things the poems reported could get you imprisoned or your head chopped off.  This is a nod to those antecedents.

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Daily Haiku / Senryu : Crumb

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anticipation!
magnificent cake plattered —
mournful crumb remains

Awaiting sooo long!
And then in seconds, it’s gone!
That’s the problem with ….

haiku by M. Nakazato LaFreniere

Laughing, I couldn’t resist leaving it open.  You fill in the the blank!

References:

Crumb
Daily Prompts
The Daily Post

Crumb photo by modi74 on Pixabay.com

Grandbaby Cakes

I couldn’t resist looking up the cake cookbooks on Amazon.  Food porn!  laughing.  I also found one called Grandbaby Cakes.  Turns out, the Grandbaby Cakes blog writer, Jocelyn, learned baking from her grandmom.  Her latest recipe, Crispy Skillet Garlic Chicken, looks to die for. I have got to try it.


Cake Magic!: Mix & Match Your Way to 100 Amazing Combinations

American Cake: From Colonial Gingerbread to Classic Layer, the Stories and Recipes Behind More Than 125 of Our Best-Loved Cakes

Simply Beautiful Homemade Cakes: Extraordinary Recipes and Easy Decorating Techniques

Grandbaby Cakes: Modern Recipes, Vintage Charm, Soulful Memories

I’ve been accepted as an Amazon affiliate. Last month I got my first “buy”. Haven’t gotten a second one yet. Still I’m happy. The first buy means they’ll review your site and officially accept you and I got accepted! Now, I’ll usually get a percentage if someone buys something by clicking a link — for books it’s 4.5%. Amazon disclosure: “We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.”